"What are you doing?" "Just waiting for my partner. Maybe you’ve seen her. Pretty girl, thinks she can leap tall buildings in a single bound, carries the weight of the world on her shoulders, yet…still manages to laugh at some of my jokes." "She sounds like a handful." "Tell me about it. Anyway…if you do see her, tell her she owes me about a hundred coffees."

riversclara:

New mouth, new rules.


ven0moth:

so were all those “lock apps” screenshots and shit fake or



amypoehler:

Everything about Amy Poehler is impishly angelic. This delightful juxtaposition runs deeply through her comedy, as well, starting with the stark contrast between her appearance and love of raunchy humor. A Massachusetts native, expletives come naturally to her. She follows each shocking and Boston-accented “f*ckin’ asshole” (words she has uttered on many talk shows, to the audience’s delight) with a full-bodied and gleeful laugh. “Poehler’s laugh begins as a chuckle and crescendos to a side-splitting guffaw,” describes Sean Evans of the Daily News. However, her adorableness is not cloyingly sweet nor that of a girlish people-pleaser, but rather a misleading outer appearance that makes her raunchiness and ridiculousness all the more comedic. x

happy birthday, amy! (16.09.1971)


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Matthew Gray Gubler on Jeanne Tripplehorn’s Departure (x)

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fun fact i knew this girl from camp who had a british accent but she wasn’t from england and then one day i went to her house and her parents didn’t have a british accent either so i asked her where she got it from because i was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a british accent

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i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

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grantgustin-s:

u don’t like my blog well dats a

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hashbrovvn:

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet


ehkoenig:

why do u do this

ehkoenig:

why do u do this