"What are you doing?" "Just waiting for my partner. Maybe you’ve seen her. Pretty girl, thinks she can leap tall buildings in a single bound, carries the weight of the world on her shoulders, yet…still manages to laugh at some of my jokes." "She sounds like a handful." "Tell me about it. Anyway…if you do see her, tell her she owes me about a hundred coffees."


New mouth, new rules.


so were all those “lock apps” screenshots and shit fake or


Everything about Amy Poehler is impishly angelic. This delightful juxtaposition runs deeply through her comedy, as well, starting with the stark contrast between her appearance and love of raunchy humor. A Massachusetts native, expletives come naturally to her. She follows each shocking and Boston-accented “f*ckin’ asshole” (words she has uttered on many talk shows, to the audience’s delight) with a full-bodied and gleeful laugh. “Poehler’s laugh begins as a chuckle and crescendos to a side-splitting guffaw,” describes Sean Evans of the Daily News. However, her adorableness is not cloyingly sweet nor that of a girlish people-pleaser, but rather a misleading outer appearance that makes her raunchiness and ridiculousness all the more comedic. x

happy birthday, amy! (16.09.1971)

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Matthew Gray Gubler on Jeanne Tripplehorn’s Departure (x)

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fun fact i knew this girl from camp who had a british accent but she wasn’t from england and then one day i went to her house and her parents didn’t have a british accent either so i asked her where she got it from because i was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a british accent

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i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

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u don’t like my blog well dats a


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JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet


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