"What are you doing?" "Just waiting for my partner. Maybe you’ve seen her. Pretty girl, thinks she can leap tall buildings in a single bound, carries the weight of the world on her shoulders, yet…still manages to laugh at some of my jokes." "She sounds like a handful." "Tell me about it. Anyway…if you do see her, tell her she owes me about a hundred coffees."

"It’s nice to be called a heart-throb – I’m not complaining – but I don’t see myself as being good-looking. There’s something intrinsically fetishistic about the big screen, with all those huge close-ups. It’s strange looking at anyone that size.” (x)

(Source: michonneing)


John Harrison + Loki (Star Trek Into Darkness/Thor crossover)



When you finish a book and want to start another but you think the one you just finished deserves a moment of silence



Lets stretch bitchesss ⚽💪

(Source: satanxstyles)





"My dream has not ended yet, it was suspended due to a move, but it is still alive. I am sure my partners will make sure I can achieve my dream, which is to be a champion. Another dream of mine was to play on a World Cup final, but I won’t be able to do it now. Although I’m sure that my partners will win and be champions along with me, and we, brazilian people, will be celebrating this achievement. Thank you all!"

(Source: neeymar-jr)

and i needed one more touch
another taste of divine rush

If this is some kind of practical joke, it’s not funny, and I know funny. I’m a clownfish.

(Source: iamnevertheone)

I was at university, playing Salieri in Peter Shaffer’s play Amadeus, when my dad told me, ‘You’re better than I ever was or will be. You’ll have a good time doing this. I’m going to support you’. It was a huge thing for a father to say to his son. It was very humbling and moving. One of the reasons I get out of bed in the morning and try to do my best each day is to make them proud.

(Source: benedictinblue)


 #how authoritative of you captain tightpants

This is what working with children is like.

(Source: finching)

(Source: thearseman)

I’m so happy for you detective, despite of who you’re marrying.

(Source: owenharpers)


i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

(Source: prismaticpeonies)


later is the best time to do anything

(Source: trashboat)